i dont need a date i need cash
[puts head in hands and groans] why am i so in love with fictional people
DO YOU KNOW THE FEELING WHEN A FANFIC IS SO PERFECT YOU JUST WANT TO SCREAM BUT YOU CAN’T SO YOU WIGGLE AND GIGGLE AWKWARDLY ALONE IN YOUR ROOM
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
Sealand got chickenpox once. When he complained to England about it, England told him “Oh don’t whine about it, when I was your age, I had the plague.”
prompt: Rin and Nitori are fighting over something stupid when Rin corners Nitori against a wall and suddenly kisses him.
"You lied, Rin-senpai!" Nitori shouted, jabbing Rin’s chest with his index finger. "You said you had homework to do!"
Rin threw his hands up, interrupting him. “Ai, I finished early, okay? Since I couldn’t get a hold of you I called up Haru and the others to hang out. That’s it.”
Nitori hesitated. Finally he narrowed his eyes, crossing his arms firmly. “I don’t have any missed calls.” he deadpanned, pulling his phone out and holding it up to Rin’s face. “Or messages.”
"Ai, you obviously just missed it." Rin sighed, trying to grab Nitori’s phone.
Nitori stumbled back, keeping it out of his reach. Coming into contact with the wall, he watched as Rin cornered him. “I - You - “
when bros got their dicks out on omegle
omg I’m laughing so hard at Sulley’s expression, he’s just staring at someone’s junk trying to smile